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Monkey #1: Mom, how come you don't go to a job?
Me: If I did, who would stay home with you and your brother?
#1: We could go to your job with you.
Me: That would have to be a very special job. Most jobs don't let you bring your children with you.
#1: Oh.... [off to think]

A little while later:
#1: Mom, I know. You could work when dad's home and dad could work when you're home!
Me: Oh, you've got it all figured out.
#1: Yep! I think you should be an animal doctor.
Me: I would have to go to school for a long, long time to do that.
#1: Don't worry mom, I can teach you everything you need to know!

Silly Monkey

Monkey #1: Mama, only I can turn off my silly muscles. Nobody else can. And, it's in the middle of my back where I can't reach it.

Imagine how much "fun" we had in the car after this conversation...